Birds look simply stunning with human arms

Birds may be known for their soaring wings, but some of them look better with beefy human arms. 

A new subreddit collects a deeply disturbing group of Photoshops: birds with human arms. It's unclear, exactly, how this subreddit happened, or why it started in the first place. All we can do is be grateful for its existence. Thank you, dear subreddit. 

Sure, these birds wouldn't be able to fly anymore. But let's be honest -- some of them look better as partial humans. A duck with corpse-like veiny bro arms? How charming! Here's a very strange select sample. 

"I'll wait for five more minutes, then I'm leaving"

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Ahoy, I see land ahead! Also Uniqlo shirts!

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"Fate versus free will? Let me think."

"God, my neck looks great in this tie."

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"This would make a great Tinder pic"

Not arms but still disturbing!

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This bird is definitely taking anabolic steroids.

"You are soo beautiful, to me"

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