What is urophilia? - PDF Archive
What is urophilia? - PDF Archive
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<strong>What</strong> <strong>is</strong> <strong>urophilia</strong>?<br />
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Urophilia, or urolagnia, <strong>is</strong> a sexual variation<br />
in which a person derives sexual<br />
excitement from urine or urination.<br />
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Plainly put, they get excited by wee.<br />
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Recent research by top h<strong>is</strong>torians has<br />
revealed that many evil figures throughout<br />
h<strong>is</strong>tory were <strong>urophilia</strong>cs: including<br />
Hitler, Stalin, Fred (formerly Sir) Goodwin,<br />
and Freddy Krueger.<br />
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Experts recommend the following precautions<br />
when dealing with <strong>urophilia</strong>cs:<br />
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Protective clothing & gloves<br />
Breathing apparatus<br />
No financial responsibility<br />
A 5m ‘safe zone’<br />
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES<br />
SHOWER WITH A UROPHILIAC.<br />
YOU MAY NOT SURVIVE.<br />
MAR C U S F O R S U C C T R E A S U R E R<br />
(Sorry Pete.)
Urophilia and You: As Dangerous As It Sounds…?<br />
UROPHILIACS<br />
ARE AN INSIDIOUS MENACE<br />
Whilst it may seem that what<br />
people get up to in the privacy<br />
of their own showers <strong>is</strong> nobody’s<br />
business but their own,<br />
recent research has demonstrated<br />
the following:<br />
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2008 financial crash were<br />
<strong>urophilia</strong>cs. Th<strong>is</strong> proves<br />
that they cannot be trusted<br />
with any financial responsibility<br />
at all.<br />
I’ve run out of ideas already,<br />
so here’s a nice cartoon<br />
to reinforce my point:<br />
Though many great leaders<br />
of our society — Bear<br />
Grylls, for instance — drink<br />
their urine to survive, there<br />
are those who do so for<br />
more perverse reasons than<br />
it’s sterile and they like the<br />
taste.<br />
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Urophiliacs are responsible<br />
for 82% of global warming<br />
through their lengthy showers.<br />
Thousands of kittens and<br />
puppies across the globe<br />
die annually at the hands of<br />
<strong>urophilia</strong>cs.<br />
Over 90% of the shareholders<br />
and directors of the<br />
companies who caused the